affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it
2 young for david beckham and 2 old for his sons
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
So many songs to download so little motivation
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS.
me during my wedding day : wow man you sure about this like you will have to live with me forever and stuff and you know i’m pretty annoying and shit
HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
I’m 17 and somehow still able to lose my mum in a supermarket